Dumbo and Bambo

Bambo: Oh my gosh, Dumbo! I heard you were dead?

Dumbo: No, stupid! It was someone else. I knew it wasn't me the first time I heard it!


Jokes and humor category: Stupid jokes and humor

* * * * *

Smart nurse

In the hospital...

Patient: Nurse, is it true that uncooked eels are healthy?

Nurse: I imagine so, sir. I've never heard any complaining.


Jokes and humor category: Hospital jokes and humor

* * * * *

Perfect son

Two women met at a common friend's party, where the talkative woman, who was the mother of a teenage son was telling the other woman about his son's addictions and the bad company he keeps...

Other woman: But I have the perfect son.

Talkative woman: Does he smoke?

Other woman: No, he doesn't.

Talkative woman: Does he drink?

Other woman: No, he doesn't.

Talkative woman: Does he come home late?

Other woman: No, he doesn't.

Talkative woman: Then I must say, you are a lucky mother, who's blessed with an obedient son!

Other woman: Oh yes!

Talkative woman: How old is he?

Other woman: (bursting into a laughter) He will be a year and half old next month.


Jokes category: Smart jokes

* * * * *