Short Jokes, One Liners, SMS Jokes, Funnies, Test Jokes

Tickle your lighter side. Rejuvenate your sense of humor. Sit back to munch on some funny SMS text jokes. Indulge yourself into the luxury of subtle laugh with our refreshing funnies in witty one liners and short jokes.

Dumbo and Bambo

"I have one of the most intelligent cats in the world."

Bambo: "What does it do?"

Dumbo: "Watch me pretend to shoot it. BANG! -You're dead!"

Bambo: "But the cat didn't do anything -he's still just licking his paws."

Dumbo: "That's what I mean about him being intelligent! He knew he wasn't dead."

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