Miser joke and humor

Short mobile text sms humor on the Miser joke, goes like this:


Miser: Can you show me the cheapest umbrella that you have?

Shopkeeper: Here's the umbrella you want! It's dirt cheap. But save it from the rain and the sun.


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Miser joke and humor

When John called on his friend, Brian (who was something of a miser), he found Brian carefully stripping the wallpaper...

John: Are you re-decorating?

Brian: Of course not! I'm moving.


Jokes and humor category: Miser jokes and humor

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