Text message on donation jokes

One of the short text message jokes on Donation jokes goes like this:


Local club members: We are going to construct a swimming pool in the locality. would you like to donate something?

Local resident: Of course! You can take this bucket of water.


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• Donation jokes
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Joke: Hygienic hotel

A notice at a hotel reception read...

"The water in this establishment is completely hygienic - it has all been passed by the manager."


Jokes and humor category: Hotel jokes and humor

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