Tablets

The short joke on "Tablets" goes like this:

Patient: The dogs shout so much at night, I don't get any sleep. Please help, doctor!

Doctor: Try these tablets. They should work!

Seven days later...

Doctor: Are you sleeping now?

Patient: No, doctor! I've been trying to get them to swallow the tablets for the last seven days. But I haven't succeeded with even one dog so far!

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Text message on memory jokes

One of the short text message jokes on Memory jokes goes like this:


Man: I would like 100 grams of acetylsalicyclic acid in tablet form, please.

Chemist: Oh! You mean you'd like some aspirin, Sir.

Man: That's right! I just can't remember the name.


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