My son has the making of a soccer hooligan! He threw a bottle at the referee yesterday. I wouldn't mind, but he broke the screen!
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Showing posts with label soccer. Show all posts
Soccer hooligan
My son has the making of a soccer hooligan! He threw a bottle at the referee yesterday. I wouldn't mind, but he broke the screen!
Smart student
Teacher: Students, you have forty minutes to write an essay on a soccer match.
Richard: (After two minutes) Here's my paper, sir.
Teacher: What did you manage to write so quickly?
Richard: Match called off due to rain.
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