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American Idol judge to a contestant



Simon Cowell:
"Can I ask you a question? Do you and your girlfriend sing together at home? Have the police ever called?"


Note: This was a practical joke by American Idol 2007 judge Simon Cowell to a contestant. Source -The Times, London.

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American Idol judge to a contestant



Simon:
"What normally happens when you sing in public, Deborah?"

Deborah: "I've had a few people cry."

Simon: "I can believe that."


Note: This was a practical joke by American Idol 2007 judge Simon Cowell to the contestant Deborah. Source -The Times, London.

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