As fire broke out inside the pub, everybody was asked to vacate in a hurry. But there was one man who was heavily drunk, refused to leave...
Bartender: This pub is on fire, sir! Please get out of here as fast as you can!
Drunk man: Don't bother about the news of fire! I'll get all about it on tomorrow's news.
Jokes and humor category: Drunk jokes and humor
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