Text message on mosquito jokes

One of the short text message jokes on Mosquito jokes goes like this:


Question: A mosquito got a job at a blood bank. But he was sacked the very next day! Why?

Answer: Because he was caught drinking on duty.


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Waiter joke and humor

In the restaurant...

Customer: Waiter! There's a fly in my soup.

Waiter: Oh, dear! The poor fly must have committed "insect-icide".


Jokes and humor category: Waiter jokes and humor

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