3 easy ways to die early, as published by one of the 'broken heart' organizations...
1> Have cigarettes like a chimney - You will die 10 years early.
2> Have drinks like a thirsty Godzilla - You will die 20 years early.
3> Love someone truly and get dumped - You will die daily.
Remark: Individual results may vary.
Jokes and humor category: Lovers jokes and humor
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