Smart waiter joke

Customer: Waiter! There's a fly in my soup.

Waiter: I know sir! It's fly soup.


Jokes and humor category: Waiter jokes and humor

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Why birds fly south?

Question: Why do birds fly south in winter?

Answer: Because it's too far to walk.

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Just smart

"Waiter! There's a fly in my soup...", shouted the customer in the restaurant.

The waiter replied, "Oh I am so sorry sir, I didn't know that you prefer it separately!"

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The Waiter and the man

Inside a restaurant, a man was just about to start having his snacks he ordered, when he noticed something.

The man: "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"

Waiter: "Don't worry sir, the spider on the bread roll will get it."

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