Executive joke and humor

Boss: Do you tell lies?

Executive: Yes, sir!

Boss: Do you know what our company does to liars?

Executive: Promote them to managers!


Jokes and humor category: Executive jokes and humor

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Understanding boss

Executive: Sir can I have a day off next week to go and visit my mother-in-law?

Boss: Certainly not!

Executive: Thank you so much sir! I knew you would be understanding.

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Feelings for my boss

A pretty young executive to her friend: I think I have developed some strong feelings for my boss... I just hate him!

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