Policeman: I will arrest you for being drunk in a public place.
Drunk man: How are you so sure that I am drunk?
Policeman: You are walking with one leg in the gutter and the other on the road.
Drunk man: Oh! Thank you, officer. I thought that one of my legs had shortened.
Jokes and humor category: Drunk jokes and humor
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