Short Jokes, One Liners, SMS Jokes, Funnies, Test Jokes

Tickle your lighter side. Rejuvenate your sense of humor. Sit back to munch on some funny SMS text jokes. Indulge yourself into the luxury of subtle laugh with our refreshing funnies in witty one liners and short jokes.

Smart fat lady

During the interval of the movie-show, a very fat lady got up and stepped painfully on the man's toes, seated beside her, while squeezing past him into the aisle.

A short time later, when the movie resumed after the break, the lady returned with some popcorn packets and asked the man, "Did I tread on your toes, young man?"

"I'm afraid, you did! And you didn't even appologise." said the man.

"Good!" snapped the lady. "Then this is my row."

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