Beauty

The short joke on "Beauty" goes like this:

Beauty is not how you look...
It is not how attractive you are...
It is not your figure too...
Beauty is the inner self...

So, change your underwear daily!

Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS jokes and text jokes:

• Love jokes
• Fooling Around jokes
• Flirting jokes

* * * * *

SMS Text

The short joke on "SMS Text" goes like this:

Tech biggies succumb to SMS texting epidemic –

• SMS text for IBM – It's Better Manually

• SMS text for APPLE – Arrogance Produces Profit Losing Entity

• SMS text for MACINTOSH – Most Applications Crash, If Not Then Operating System Hangs

• SMS text for DELL – Deplorable Equipment Lack Luster

• SMS text for HP – Headache Prone

• SMS text for INTEL – Impotence Nailed To Every Laptop

• SMS text for MICROSOFT – Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

• SMS text for GOOGLE – Great Ogling Options Gathered Legally Everyday

• SMS text for YAHOO – You Always Have Other Options

• SMS text for MOZILLA – Microsoft’s Over Zealous IE Littered, Luring All

Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS text messages and text jokes:

• Acronym jokes
• Double Meaning jokes
• Computer jokes

* * * * *