Mirror joke and humor

Bambo: Dumbo, why are you looking into the mirror with that troubled expression?

Dumbo: Stupid, I'm just trying to remember where I've seen that face before!


Jokes and humor category: Mirror jokes and humor

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Joke: Dumbo and the thief

Once Dumbo went for a stroll, where, suddenly he got attacked by a thief. But Dumbo put up a brave and mad fight. However, after a long fight, the thief overpowered him and found only $2 in his pocket. The thief got very upset...

Thief: Why did you fight for such a paltry sum?

Dumbo: I thought you were after the $2000 in my shoes!


Jokes and humor category: Dumbo andBambo jokes and humor

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Stupid joke and humor

One fine morning Dumbo and Bambo hired a boat and went on fishing in a lake. At the end of the day, they collected 25 fishes.

Dumbo: There’s a lot of fishes in this spot of the lake! Mark this spot so that we can come here tomorrow.

So, Bambo draws a big cross at the bottom of the boat...

Dumbo: What are you doing, stupid?

Bambo: Marking the spot!

Dumbo: You stupid! What if we don't get this same boat tomorrow?


Jokes and humor category: Stupid jokes and humor

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Dumbo and Bambo joke and humor

Bambo: What kind of a matchbox did you fetch me? Not a single stick is lighting!

Dumbo: How can that be, stupid! I checked each and every matchstick before I got them for you. And all of them lighted fine.


Jokes and humor category: Dumbo and Bambo jokes and humor

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Dumbo and Bambo joke and humor

Bambo: Why have you come out in this heavy rain with an umbrella full of holes?

Dumbo: So that I know when the rain stops, stupid!

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Dumbo and Bambo joke and humor

Dumbo: Why are all these people running?

Bambo: They are running a race to win a cup.

Dumbo: Who will get the cup?

Bambo: The person who wins.

Dumbo: Then why are the others running, stupid?


Jokes and humor category: Dumbo and Bambo jokes and humor

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Dumbo and Bambo joke and humor

Bambo: Do you know why isn't the sun there at night?

Dumbo: The sun is always there, even at night. It's just that we can't see it.

Bambo: But, why can't we see it?

Dumbo: Because it's too dark, stupid!


Jokes and humor category: Dumbo and Bambo jokes and humor

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Dumbo and Bambo joke and humor

After watching a suspense thriller...

Bambo: Just imagine! The heroine turned out to be the killer!

Dumbo: You shouldn't reveal the ending.

Bambo: But you have already watched the movie!

Dumbo: So what, stupid? Suppose I decide to watch it again!


Jokes and humor category: Dumbo and Bambo jokes and humor

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Dumbo and Bambo joke and humor

Bambo: Dumbo, I heard that you ran into a tree, yesterday!

Dumbo: Oh yes!

Bambo: But why?

Dumbo: Stupid, it was an accident! -I honked, but it wouldn't budge.


Jokes and humor category: Dumbo and Bambo jokes and humor

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Dumbo and Bambo joke and humor

Bambo: Why are you putting starch in your vodka?

Dumbo: Stupid! Because I want a stiff drink.


Jokes and humor category: Dumbo and Bambo jokes and humor

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Dumbo and Bambo stupid joke

Bambo: What do you think about bathing beauties?

Dumbo: Stupid, how would I know , I've never bathed any!


Jokes and humor category: Stupid jokes and humor

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Dumbo and Bambo joke

Bambo: Why haven't you changed the water in the goldfish bowl like I told you to do?

Dumbo: Don't talk like a dumb! They haven't drunk the first lot yet.


Jokes and humor category: Dumb jokes and humor

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Dumbo and Bambo

Once Dumbo bought a lottery ticket for $5 and won a jackpot of 5 million dollars. But the company gave him only 4.5 million dollars.

Seeing this, Dumbo became very angry and immediately phoned Bambo...

Dumbo: Bambo, I've been cheated by this lottery company! I was supposed to get 5 million dollars, but they have given me only 4.5 million dollars.

Bambo: But I think that's right, you'll only get 4.5 million dollars after deducting the taxes!

Dumbo: Stop talking like a stupid old boy! I haven't asked them to deduct the taxes. I can't afford to loose the money just like that. I'll better ask them to either give me the entire money or take back this 4.5 million dollars and give me back the $5 with which I bought the ticket!


Jokes and humor category: Stupid jokes and humor

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Dumbo and Bambo

One fine day, Dumbo was furiously digging huge pits in his backyard...

Bambo: Why are you digging up your backyard in such a messy way? Are you planning to plant some saplings?

Dumbo: No! A year back I had buried my hard earned savings somewhere here for safety, but now I can't find it!

Bambo: But didn't you put any mark to help you recognize the spot?

Dumbo: Don't talk like a foolish! Why wouldn't I keep a mark? I had planted the money just right under a dark cloud.

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