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Showing posts with label crocodiles. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crocodiles. Show all posts

Seen a psychiatrist?



At an eye clinic...

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I'm terribly worried! I keep seeing pink striped crocodiles every time I try to get to sleep.

Doctor: Have you seen a psychiatrist?

Patient: No - only pink striped crocodiles!

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