Text message on Dumbo Bambo jokes

One of the short text message jokes on Dumbo and Bambo jokes goes like this:


Bambo: Do you know who has a better eyesight - a man or a bird?

Dumbo: Surely, a bird!

Bambo: How do you know?

Dumbo: Stupid! Have you ever seen a bird wearing glasses?


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Recipe joke and humor

Humor on the short sms Recipe joke, goes like this:


Having acquired a recipe for fried fish, Dumbo went to the river to catch some good fishes. But, just when he had caught one, an eagle swooped on him and flew away with the fish. Dumbo looked up in the sky for a moment and started laughing at the eagle...

Dumbo: Stupid bird - how will you cook the fish? The recipe is with me!


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Question and answer joke and humor

Question: Why do storks only lift one leg?

Answer: Because if they lifted the other leg, they'd fall over.


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Parrot joke and humor

A bird seller trying to teach a caged parrot how to talk, to impress the buyers...

Bird seller: Repeat after me - I can walk.

Parrot: I can walk.

Bird seller: I can talk.

Parrot: I can talk.

Bird seller: I can fly.

Parrot: But that's a lie!


Jokes and humor category: Parrot jokes and humor

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