Inside the restaurant...
Customer: Have you got asparagus?
(New) Waiter: I'm sorry sir, we don't serve sparrows! And my name is John, sir... not Gus!
Note: Asparagus is the tender young shoots of a Eurasian plant (Asparagus officinalis), eaten as a vegetable.
Jokes and humor category: Restaurant jokes and humor
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